Ever heard of a time warp?

I'm drowning in delirium, as i'm fighting to survive this incessant, intermittent stomach flu that i've got, and suddenly the Yahoo homepage is shoving pictures and news of Rihanna-yada-yada-yada-protege-of-jayz-crap-that-makes-me-infuriated in my face.

I hate her. But I like him.

Am spending more time on the internet nowadays, and it's pointing the way to something not so good, cos if i carry on this way, i'll soon be connected to the computer via USB cable.. in the toilet.

Panic is setting in, and i realize i've got to rush thru my tumultous pile (can you call it a pile??????) of homework and stuff that i suddenly find very life-threatening and life-wrecking, more like.

Just to get away from this nasty flu would be half of a blessed release.